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Recent Game Reviews
Portal Panic
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars 2 weeks ago
Not a bad platformer. Well polished, but I did have a few issues. All of the characters except Bitey are horribly slow. It becomes a trial to just move around a respectable distance. Dad is awful at platforming, even in his own level. Bitey sometimes goes through tiles from a far enough height (may be all characters)
Lab of the Dead
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 20, 2011
Zombie Pet Game is a great idea
This is an enthralling game trying to find out what reactions are possible, but there are a few annoyances.
Two major problems:
Reactions are interesting the first few times, but they begin to get tedious. A Skip button would be nice.
Grinding for Humanity/Hunger/Mood is an awful way to extend this game, especially with the above problem. It makes a tedious game even more tedious.
Two minor suggestions:
One Zombie at a time is a slight problem as it takes forever to go back up and down on the scale, especially if you want to preserve certain reactions flags (tbh I should've just killed my Zs instead of grinding them up and down). Multiple zombies to work with would help greatly (and the potential for zombie/zombie interactions would be an interesting addition).
Spoilers on stat adjustments would also be helpful just so it's easier to grind up or down via the shortest route rather than trying to remember it all.
Overall very good, but it has some flaws that may turn those with short attention spans off.
Snakebite
Rated 1 / 5 stars December 21, 2010
There's effort but...
High school grade humor in a high school setting. Juvenile and full of your friends who wanted to come off as funny and witty, but to anyone who thinks MTV and the like is crap, it comes off as childish. I'd really have preferred not to have listened to whoever they were while going through the halls.
You've clearly shown that you can properly work flash, so compared to a good majority of newgrounds, you're doing good. You have acres to improve in all sectors though.
well this game i wanted it to be rather outrageous. Insanely outrageous lines helps make this game feel less boring. Can this game be related to reality? maybe... but probably not. I would say you were right about it being an effort towards humor.
My skills aren't the absolute greatest. But this was definitely a learning experience. I've never created an adventure game quite like this that had fighting involved as well.
I appreciate your thoughts and opinions and hope to create something someday closer to your liking.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 5, 2007
Ahhh...classic 2ch stuff
This is an epic flash, not only because it's so good and well made, but it's one of the first things about the American "counterpart" of 2ch, a.k.a. 4chan that made me like it. Excellent work, but make sure smoe of the people here know what they're watching.
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars December 9, 2006
#1 Rule about /b/...
DON'T TALK ABOUT /B/!
/B/ut frankly, your work is fine. I just don't think /b/ringing people from NG here so they can n00/b/ up the forums is a good idea. The line started /b/efore SA, and it WILL end at 4chan.
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 20, 2006
Truly, you are like Mmy
Of course, I mean that in every good way possible. You have matched Jhonen's style perfectly I just want to know one thing, what's the song called? It's driving me nuts!